Article: 6204 of comp.speech
From: roitblat@uhunix4.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu (Herbert Roitblat)
Subject: Re: good examples of homophonic sentences
Date: Fri, 14 Jul 1995 01:32:07 GMT

LADLE RAT ROTTEN HUT

Wants pawn term dare worsted ladle gull how lift wetter murder inner
ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge dock florist.  Disc ladle gull
orphan worry ladle rat cluck wetter putty ladle hut, end fur disc
raisin pimple cauldron ladle rat rotten hut.  Wan moaning rat rotten
hut's murder colder inset: "Ladle rat rotten hut, heresy ladle basking
winsome burden barter end shirker cockles.  Tick disc ladle basking
Tudor cordage off-year groin murder hoe lifts honor udder site other
florist.  Shaker-lake, dun stoper laundry wrote, end yonder no sorghum
stenches dun stopper torque wet strainers."

"Hoe-cake, murder," resplendent ladle rat rotten hut, end ticker
lickle basking an stuttered oft.  Honor wrote Tudor cordage off-ear
groin murder, ladle rat rotten hut mitten anomalous woof.

"Wail, wail, wail," set disc wicket woof, "Evanescent ladle rat rotten
hut!  Wares putty ladle gull goring wizard ladle basking?"

"Aroma goring tumor groin murder's," reprisal ladle gull.  "Grammar's
seeking bet.  Armor ticking air burden barter end shirker cockles."

"Oh, hoe! heifer blessing woke," setter wicket woof, butter taught
tomb shelf, "Oil ketchup wetter letter, end den, oh bore!"

Soda wicket woof tucker shirt court, end whinney retched a cordage off
ear groin murder, picket inner winnow and sore debtor pore oil worming
worse line inner bet.  Inner flesh disc abdominal woof lipped honor
betting adder rope.  Zany pool dawn a groin murder's nut cup an gnat
gun, any curdle dope inner bet.

Inner ladle wile ladle rat rotten hut a raft adder cordage an radder
dough ball.

"Comb ink, sweat hard," setter wicket woof disgracing is verse.  Ladle
rat rotten hut entity bet rum end stud-buyer groin murder's bet.  "Ow,
grammar!" crater ladle gull, "wart bag icer gut!  A nervous sausage
bag ice!"

"Butter lucky chew whiff, doll ink," whiskered disc ratchet woof
whither wicket small.

"Ow grammar! water bag noisey got!  A nervous suture anomalous
prognosis."

"Butter-de-small your whiff," inserter woof, ants mouse worse
waddling.

"Ow grammar! water bag mousey got!  A nervous suture bag mouse!"

Daze worry on forger nut gull's lest warts.  Oil off-ear sudden,
trolling offer carvers an sprinkling otter bet, disc curl an bloat
Thursday woof ceased pore ladle rat rotten hut an garbled erupt.

Mural: Yonder no sorghum stenches shut ladle gulls stopper torque wet
strainers!

Anomalous 

This Climber: Eye donut right dysentery!

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Herbert Roitblat, Ph.D.             
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