in "Sound Bites," page 68, Reader's Digest, December 1994. The new typist in our insurance marketing group was having a difficult time transcribing the company president's recorded dictation. Shortly after transcribing an important tape on "Errors and Omissions Insurance," she left the firm. For days we frantically searched for the typed report. We finally found it filed under "Arizona Missions." - Contributed by Lawrence O. Patterson While shopping at a neighborhood market in Southern California, I spotted some packages of salad dressing. Pointing to them, I asked the clerk if they had any Caesar's. "You really don't need any," she answered. "Just tear it like this," she said, demonstrating how to open the package. - Contributed by Dorothy Krizer The title of a geoscience professor's talk, "Meteorites and Meteorite Impacts," was phoned to the campus newsletter at Hobart and William Smith Colleges, and listed as "Media Rights and Media Rights Impacts." - Quoted in The Chronicle of Higher Education